February 2010
106 posts
January 2010
108 posts
“Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether...”
– Theodore Roosevelt
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“lady i swear by all flowers. Don’t cry
—the best gesture of my brain is...”
– E. E. Cummings
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It Appears Everyone Can Now Make Half-Court Shots... →
In case the blind-folded half-court shot wasn’t enough for you, here’s two more.
I don’t know whether to be impressed or afraid.
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Paul Shirley: the shittiest human being on the... →
thegrandarchives:
Former NBA shit head and ESPN freelance writer (he was fired after writing this) Paul Shirley recently posted to his blog his opinions on the situation in Haiti. Here’s a brief glimpse of what it’s like: “Dear Haitians, first of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be...
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I still don't know anything about HTML coding
But the code I was messing around with over a week ago to get a functional RSS and Ask button on this page suddenly started working.
Why it didn’t work a week ago is beyond me.
In conclusion, the Ask button now works and is located in the top right corner of this blog. Use it at your discretion or click here and ask me something.
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“To all the people watching, I can never ever thank you enough for your kindness...”
– Conan O’Brien
“You can’t win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful...”
– Obi-Wan
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Did You Know Prince Was A Vikings Fan?
thetickr:
If you thought it was strange that Prince was in attendance at the Cowboys/Vikings Divisional Playoff? You’ll think this is even stranger. After the game, Prince said he went home and proceeded to write “Purple and Gold.”
How is this strange/surprising at all? Prince was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Actually, why don’t you go purify yourself in the waters of lake...
Female Ejaculation Films To Be Banned In Australia →
bonerparty:
syntheticpubes:
Tax dollars at work.
WHAT THE FUCK? “NOT A REAL EVENT”? clearly you haven’t spent twenty minutes under the sheets with a blogger that used to be a fat kid and thusly spent his formative years figuring out how to do this VERY THING. it IS REAL.
Austrailia, help me help you. seriously. i’ll come over with a bottle of wine, a one hitter, and season three of 30 Rock,...
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The average amount of time the ball is in play on... →
tumbledore:
People watch three hours of football to witness 11 minutes of actual play. This is why American football is boring and why basketball and soccer are the greatest sports in the world.
11 minutes of actual play
12 minutes of shots of the head coaches and referees
17 minutes of replays
60 minutes of commercials
75 minutes of shots of players huddling, standing at the line of...
Watchazizisbored:
Questlove Proves Parks and Recreation is the Wu Tang of Comedy
This is significantly better than the “Wu-Tang are actors from Judd Apatow movies” theory.
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